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May 22, 2003

Shakespearean Hokey Pokey and the RIAA Radar

This is an amusing rendition of a Shakespearean version of the Hokey-Pokey:

WASHINGTON POST STYLE has a contest in which readers submit instructions for doing various things, their choice, as written by famous authors. Jeff Brechlin of Potomac Falls recently won for the following, for wonderfully obvious reasons:

The Hokey Pokey (as written by W. Shakespeare)

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

Here's an interesting tool to try. The RIAA Radar can be used in an Amazon.com album detail page to query against a database that lists all record labels associated with the RIAA.

Posted by Kathy at May 22, 2003 05:16 PM

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